#21 The Pyrex dish shattered while I was transferring my roast.
#22 Upon opening the cupboard door, a $1,000 candle came crashing down.
#23 My first-ever date, at 17, ended in a stand-up, followed by her blocking me on all platforms.
#24 Despite driving an electric car, my tires were slashed, apparently for being a gas guzzler.
#25 After moving into a new place, the moving company accidentally damaged our fence with their truck.
#26 Despite being tilted for ten days, the driveway remained unrepaired, as neither the phone nor the electric company took responsibility.
#27 My iPhone was stolen in San Francisco and traced to Hong Kong.
#28 My neighbor's kids threw various items over the fence for me to encounter while mowing the lawn.
#29 Ordered a 12-pack of soda from Amazon, only to discover 10 cans inside upon opening the box. A minor disappointment, but enough to evoke sadness.
#30 While typing, I felt a crunch, discovering I had an unexpected visitor. RIP.
#31 A Tesla truck got stuck on my local beach.
#32 Currently stuck in an elevator for an hour: Ask Me Anything.
#33 My brother, acting as a cat sitter, attempted to boil water using an electric kettle.
#34 My concert seats.
#35 A stray dog managed to devour my food before I could make it to the door.
#36 It was eerily quiet.
