#21 My 0.4mm ball pen writes thicker lines than my 0.5mm one

#22 My fire alarm caught fire

#23 New 0.05 ply toilet paper at work..

#24 English question for a 7-year-old

#25 TARGET cashier asked if I wanted a Protection Plan for this Welcome Mat. After an involuntary chuckle, I asked the unanswerable question: Under what circumstances would this policy be honored?

#26 My wedding ring scratched my car window as I wiped condensation off.

#27 Pigs left without even telling the staff downstairs

#28 Someone decided to unplug my block heater in -60F weather

#29 Toddler broke the TV

#30 Dropped my hotel key card

#31 My cousin just turned 21. I offered to buy him a bottle of liquor to celebrate and asked what he wanted. He texted me this:

#32 Words I Know??? Any ideas because this might just be a word I dont know