#41 Bought Swiss cheese yesterday, and it’s already moldy—great timing

#42 Girlfriend’s little brother worked his first double shift on Thanksgiving—this was the staff meal

#43 Stuffed myself, bent to pick up the cat, and split my pants wide open

#44 No leftover turkey for us—12 hours of brining, prepping, and smoking, all gone

#45 Stranded on Thanksgiving—VW wouldn’t check my car and denied me a loaner.