#21 Proper grandma redacts curse words in novels—still reads the filth

#22 Blind installer’s truck shouts “I get wood all day” proudly

#23 Monty Python fan repairs car scratch with a holy grail reference

#24 Friends strap drunk buddy into a kiddie pool to stop car keys

#25 Gym exit prank: cancel membership by smashing through wall

#26 No bidet? No problem—kitchen sprayer handles business just fine

#27 Student prays for math help, writes “Jesus” on test—fails anyway

#28 Cybertruck driver hides in plain sight with a tarp disguise

#29 Kid “cleans” sink by piling dishes into a Jenga-style tower

#30 Pharmacist snaps and labels meds with savage honesty

#31 No fly swatter? Gecko on duty, all-natural pest control active

#32 Kid eats free only if parents pay full price—genius loophole

#33 Kid tapes a cartoon bird to window to scare real ones away

#34 Classmates replace teacher’s chair with a whoopee cushion surprise

#35 Prankster polishes one boot daily, leaves the other dusty and bare

#36 Stock boy arranges snacks to spell “Help me, I’m trapped here”

#37 Ian tricks wife into hanging “Nala” and “Stocking”—together, pure chaos

#38 McDonald’s order delivered via Spotify playlist titled “Feed Me”

#39 Lunch thief met with a jar of pickled onions and a warning note

#40 Cat owner posts sign: “This kitty doesn’t pay rent or respect”
