When Partners Took Cluelessness To New Heights
Hilarious Moments Of Total Obliviousness In Relationships
#1 Gone for two weeks, and my husband left a pile of clothes by the washer instead of doing laundry
#2 My mom’s boyfriend threw away my 9-year-old LEGO collection because I hadn’t played with it recently, including rare 1990s and Harry Potter sets
#3 My husband’s empty contact lens cases—despite the trash being just 2 feet away
#4 My wife asked me to measure the door, but I said all doors are the same size
#5 My husband never shuts drawers or cupboards
#6 My husband insisted this chicken was perfectly cooked
#7 My husband "helpfully" consolidated all our pasta
#8 Is this grounds for divorce? Who empties the dishwasher like this?
#9 My boyfriend: "Don’t put the socks away; I’ll still wear them."
#10 Never letting my boyfriend stock the toilet paper again
#11 My boyfriend put an empty box of double-stuffed Oreos back in the pantry
#12 My partner moves the sink drain catcher before rinsing cereal bowls, despite us not having a garbage disposal
#13 Husband leaves dirty clothes and boots on freshly changed sheets
#14 I asked my husband to stir my drink, and this is what he came up with. Thanks, just what I wanted
#15 Brand new $72 moisturizer used by husband for his elbows
#16 The state of our kitchen after my husband’s "helping"
#17 Boyfriend left a Sharpie in his jeans pocket the one time I didn’t check
#18 How to avoid doing laundry, according to my husband
#19 My boyfriend’s creative way of storing cords
#20 My husband’s attempt at folding a fitted sheet
